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PATTER ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee

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If there's wan word that sums up everything I dae, it's this yin. Patter.

It's the Scottish gift fur the gab. The quick comeback, the cheeky wan-liner, the carry-on doon the pub that has everybody greetin wi' laughter. Good patter is a superpower up here. It's how ye make pals, win arguments, and charm yer way oot ae trouble. "He's got great patter" is aboot the highest compliment ye can pay somebody in Scotland.

It's literally whit this whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing is built oan. Preserving the patter, celebrating the patter, and noo, wearing the patter. This wan's personal.

So I gied the very heart ae Scottish chat the full dictionary treatment.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· The brand in wan word. This is whit it's aw aboot.

šŸ”· A genuine compliment. Good patter is a rare and beautiful thing.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the pal whose patter keeps the whole group going.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

This is the wan, troops. The patter, oan a shirt. Get it bought. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

PATTER ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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