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PISHED ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee

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Let's be honest. Scotland has mair words fur being drunk than the Inuit huv fur snow. But there's wan that stands above them aw. Pished.

No just "had a couple." No "merry." We're talking properly steaming, fully sideways, texting yer ex, ordering a kebab ye'll regret, "I love you, man" levels ae drunk. The natural conclusion ae any decent Scottish night oot.

It's a badge ae honour and a warning label, aw in six letters.

So I gied this cornerstone ae Scottish nightlife the full dictionary treatment. A proud wee tribute tae every legendary night that ended in chips and cheese.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· Brutally honest. Nae point pretending, the shirt's already telt them.

šŸ”· Pure pub gold. Wear it oot and let everyone ken whaur the night's heading.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the pal who's always first tae the bar and last tae leave.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Just maybe don't wear it tae yer work's Christmas do. Or dae, nae judgement here. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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PISHED ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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