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DROOKIT — The Dictionary Definition Tee

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Ye left the hoose. The sky looked fine. Maybe a wee bit grey, but fine. Twenty minutes later the heavens open, yer brolly turns inside oot, and by the time ye get whaur ye're going ye are, in the only word that'll dae, absolutely drookit.

This is nae ordinary wetness. Drookit is soaked-tae-the-skin, water-in-yer-shoes, squelching-wi'-every-step drenched. It's the rain finding its way past yer "waterproof" jacket and intae yer very soul. Every Scot has been drookit mair times than they can count, usually oan a day they were assured would be "dry spells."

It's painfully relatable, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· Felt by every Scot. Usually oan the wan day ye left the brolly at hame.

šŸ”· The ultimate weather word. "Wet" disnae even come close.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the eternal optimist who never checks the forecast.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Best worn indoors. Where it's dry. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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