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AYE RIGHT — The Dictionary Definition Tee

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Two wee words. Maximum sarcasm. Aye right is the Scottish way ae telling someone ye don't believe a single word that's just come oot their mooth, withoot actually telling them.

Yer mate reckons he could've gone pro if it wisnae fur his knee? Aye right. Some fella says he was "just passing by" at 3am? Aye right. It's no a question, it's a verdict, and everyone kens exactly whit ye mean.

So I gied this masterpiece ae Scottish disbelief the full dictionary treatment. Clean, sharp, and dripping wi' the kind ae doubt only a Scot can deliver in two syllables.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· Built-in lie detector. Wear it and folk ken no tae try their patter oan ye.

šŸ”· Says whit yer thinking. So ye don't huv tae. Just point at yer chest.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the cynic in yer life who trusts naebody and naething.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Leavin' the shop withoot this? Aye right. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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