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DAFT — The Dictionary Definition Tee

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No every insult is meant tae sting. Sometimes ye call somebody daft and it's practically a cuddle. It's wan ae they brilliant Scottish words that's soft as ye like, even when it's pretending no tae be.

Daft is yer pal who tried tae microwave a boiled egg. It's yer da telling the same joke fur the hunnerth time. It's yer wean daein something so gloriously silly ye cannae even be annoyed, ye just shake yer heid and laugh. "Ya big daftie" is said wi' love, near enough every time. It's foolishness, aye, but the warm, harmless, lovable kind.

It's gentle, it's funny, it's pure us, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· The friendly kind ae foolish. Nae offence, plenty affection.

šŸ”· We're aw a bit daft. Some mair than others, mind.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the big lovable daftie ye widnae change fur the world.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Wid be pure daft no tae buy it, eh? šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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