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TAPS AFF — The Dictionary Definition Tee

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Forget the Met Office. In Scotland, there's only wan true sign that summer's arrived: the taps come aff.

The second that temperature creeps anywhere near 15 degrees, could be a fleeting bit ae sun between two days ae rain, shirts are whipped aff acroass the nation. Beer gardens, building sites, the bus stop, disnae matter. Pasty white torsos oot in force, soaking up every precious second ae warmth before the clouds remember whaur they are.

It's no a decision. It's instinct. It's tradition. It's taps aff.

So I gied this great Scottish weather ritual the full dictionary treatment. A proper tribute tae the bravest forecast in the land.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· A national institution. Every Scot kens the rule. 15 degrees and she's coming aff.

šŸ”· Pure summer energy. The maist optimistic phrase in the Scottish language.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the mad pal who's first tae strip aff the second the sun peeks oot.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Mind, this is the wan shirt ye're meant tae keep oan. Mostly. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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