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STOATER — The Dictionary Definition Tee

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When something in Scotland is genuinely brilliant, truly, properly, top-drawer brilliant, it gets called a stoater. And there's nae higher praise.

A screamer ae a goal intae the top corner? A stoater. A gorgeous summer's day (aw three ae them)? A stoater. That bird ye couldnae take yer eyes aff at the bar? Aye, a pure stoater. It's a word ye say wi' a big daft grin oan yer face, because ye only ever use it fur the very best ae things.

It's joyful, it's generous, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· Pure positivity. A word that only ever means something brilliant.

šŸ”· High praise indeed. Naebody calls a dud a stoater.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the absolute stoater in yer life who deserves tae hear it.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

This shirt? Aye, ye guessed it. An absolute stoater. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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