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NUMPTY ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee

$57.26 NZD
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Every family's got wan. Every friend group's got wan. And if ye cannae think who it is... it's probably you.

A numpty isnae a bad person. There's nae malice in them at aw. They're just daft as a brush. The pal who locks their keys in the car. The wan who texts "happy birthday" tae the wrong person. The genius who pits the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. Ye cannae even be angry at them, they're far too loveable fur that.

It's the warmest insult in the whole Scottish language, and it deserved its ain shirt.

So I gied this affectionate wee classic the full dictionary treatment. A proper celebration ae harmless daftness everywhere.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· Lovingly accurate. Whether it's you or yer pal, somebody's earned this.

šŸ”· The friendliest insult going. Nae offence taken, nane intended.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur that loveable disaster ae a pal who'd lose their heid if it wisnae screwed oan.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Buy it fur yersel or fur the biggest numpty ye ken. Same thing, probably. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

NUMPTY ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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