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WEAN — The Dictionary Definition Tee

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In the West ae Scotland, ye don't have kids. Ye have weans. It's wan ae they words that's pure hame, the sound ae a Glasgow back court, a harassed maw shouting up the close fur her tea-time stragglers.

It comes fae "wee ane", and that's exactly whit it is, the wee yins, the bairns, the bundles ae chaos and jam-covered faces that run yer hoose and yer heart. "The weans," "ma wean," "haw, you, ya wee wean" — it's affection, exasperation and pure love aw rolled intae wan tidy syllable.

It's warm, it's family, it's the very heart ae Scottish hame life, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

🔷 Pure family. The wee word that means the world.

🔷 Proudly West Coast. Glasgow tae its very bones.

🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

🔷 The perfect gift. Fur the maws, das, grannies and papas wi' weans ae their ain.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Get wan fur yersel and confuse the weans. They'll thank ye later. 🔥

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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