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DOBBER ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee

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Ah, dobber. Wan ae they brilliant, satisfying Scottish insults that just feels good tae say. It rolls aff the tongue, it lands wi' a thud, and everybody within earshot kens exactly whit ye think ae the person in question.

A dobber is yer all-rounder. A jerk, an idiot, an annoying so-and-so, somebody being a complete and utter pain in the backside. It's no quite as harsh as some, but it's got a wee bite tae it that "numpty" disnae. Perfect fur the driver that nicked yer parking space, the colleague who replies-all tae everything, or yer mate who's just done something pure stupid. "Ya dobber."

It's punchy, it's brilliant, it's deeply satisfying, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· Satisfying tae say. Wan ae the best-sounding insults going.

šŸ”· All-purpose patter. Works oan just aboot any dobber.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the loveable dobber ye cannae help but slag.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Only a dobber wid scroll past withoot buying it. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

DOBBER ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

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A Length

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B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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