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WHEESHT — The Dictionary Definition Tee

$33.00
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Before there were "quiet please" signs, before there was the "shush" finger, Scotland had a single, perfect word tae shut doon any racket: wheesht.

It's short, it's sharp, and it's devastatingly effective. Yer weans are screaming in the back ae the car? "Wheesht." Somebody's talking ower the telly during the fitba? "Haud yer wheesht." It carries the full authority ae every Scottish mammy and granny that ever lived, and naebody, naebody, argues wi' a well-deployed wheesht.

It's wan ae the maist powerful words in the language, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· Maximum authority. Wan word tae silence the lot ae them.

šŸ”· Granny-approved. The auld yins kent its power fine well.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the long-suffering soul who just wants five minutes ae peace.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Nae need tae say a word. Just point at the shirt. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.