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ROCKET ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee

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Naw, no the kind that goes tae the moon. Although, tae be fair, a Scottish rocket is usually operating fae aboot the same distance fae reality.

Calling somebody a rocket is a beautiful, dismissive wee insult fur the daft, the annoying, and the genuinely away wi' it. It's the driver who cut ye up at the lights. It's the pal who's "got a brilliant idea" at 2am. It's anybody whose heid is so far in the clouds they've practically achieved lift-aff. "Ya rocket" or the upgraded "total space rocket" fur the really special cases.

It's punchy, it's funny, it's pure dismissive Scottish gold, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

šŸ”· A classic comeback. Short, sharp, and brilliantly dismissive.

šŸ”· Upgradeable. Add "space" fur the truly out-there yins.

šŸ”· Nae tourist-shop tat. Printed oan proper heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Soft, sturdy, built tae last.

šŸ”· The perfect gift. Fur the loveable rocket who's never quite oan planet Earth.

Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Ye'd be a pure rocket no tae get it. Just saying. šŸ”„

Sizing: runs relaxed and roomy (Comfort Colors 1717). Size down if ye like it fitted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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ROCKET ā€” The Dictionary Definition Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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